Meltedsquirrel

Stay in my life okay?

Working with newish mediums lately.  I’m hoping my ambition is not outweighing my skills.

“It’s a game of constantly almost having things without actually having anything at all.”

“I puked in my own limo”

“Does that mean you have to pay yourself the vomit fee?”

“You know….you’re very attractive”

“Yeah but I have a huge ego.”

“Our only option is to speak the truth and hope that we are pleasantly surprised and not expectedly let down”

“I think he should just go ahead and date you.  I know other girls that have tried to date him and they all thought he was too weird.  You don’t seem to have a problem with him being weird.”

“I’m not really sure what I did to the kid….but he is obviously still thinking about it.”

“For someone dirty texting the bouncer on a Tuesday I’m a judgmental bitch toward the overly dressed girls in this bar”

“It’s like she thinks I’m off having all these adventures and going to crazy parties without her and I’m lying when I say I’ve been sitting at home reading and sewing.”

“Most of my thinking involving you is wishful and I’m ok with that.”